Hairyface

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A smelly, bearded man who lives in a closet and only comes out to drink beer and yell at strangers.

Hairyface just showed up at the bar. He smells like a wet dog and a expired pizza.

Why is Hairyface crying? He probably got kicked out of his closet again.

Hairyface tried to flirt with the bartender. She just stared at him like he was a bad pun.

A man with more hair than sense who thinks he's the king of the neighborhood and always brings a keg.

Hairyface arrived with a keg. The bar just got louder and messier.

Hairyface tried to sing. It was like a cat was choking on a microphone.

Hairyface thinks he's the best at drinking. He's wrong. Everyone knows that.

A man who looks like a raccoon fell into a hair salon and then started drinking.

Hairyface walked in. The bar immediately got louder and more chaotic.

Hairyface tried to dance. It looked like a tornado hit a disco ball.

Hairyface spilled his beer. Now the bar smells like old socks and regret.