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A super thin guy with a tan who stinks like a gym sock and lets his face grow a beard for no reason
He looked like a raccoon that didn't shower and wore a tube sock as a shirt.
I passed him in the hallway and almost fainted from the smell.
He walked into the room and the whole class started coughing.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy so pale he’s almost white but has a tan and smells like a sweaty gym floor
He looked like he hadn’t washed his face since the last century.
He walked in and the teacher said, 'Who let the beast out?'
He sat next to me and I had to breathe through my mouth.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who’s so thin he looks like he’s about to fall apart and smells like a gym sock that’s been worn for a month
He looked like a ghost that worked out.
He passed me and I almost ran out of the building.
He sat down and the chair groaned in pain.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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