Hairyballzagna

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A fancy way to say someone just gave you the finger, but with more hair and less brains.

Your mom just called you a hairyballzagna at the grocery store.

Your boss said it during a meeting when you asked for a raise.

Your ex texted you one after you broke up with them.

When someone officially tells you they're done with you, but they’re too lazy to actually leave.

Your dad used it when you spilled soda on his new shirt.

Your crush said it after you asked them out and they said no.

Your dog said it when you left for a weekend trip.

A hairyballzagna is like a middle finger, but it has hair and it’s more dramatic.

Your teacher said it when you drew on the desk again.

Your friend said it when you stole their lunch.

Your brother said it when you beat him in a video game.

A hairyballzagna is when you officially say someone is the worst, but you’re too lazy to do anything about it.

Your sister called you one when you ruined her hair.

Your neighbor said it when you yelled at their cat.

Your mom said it when you forgot your birthday.

A hairyballzagna is like a middle finger, but it has hair and it’s extra rude.

Your dad said it when you told him he was ugly.

Your crush said it when you asked them out and they said no.

Your dog said it when you left for a weekend trip.