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A bunch of mangos that got stuck in a freezer for a month and turned into a hairy mess.
My cousin tried to eat one and it came out in chunks like a bad haircut.
I took a bite and it felt like I was chewing on a raccoon’s beard.
The mangos looked like they had been through a war and a bad relationship.
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Mangos that got so cold they grew hairs and started talking about getting out.
The mangos in my fridge are now plotting against me.
I think my freezer is haunted by mangos with beards.
I swear one of them winked at me before I threw it away.
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A bunch of mangos that looked like they had been shaved by a mad barber in a snowstorm.
I tried to eat one and it felt like I was eating a frozen rug.
My friend bit into one and screamed like he saw a ghost.
They look like they got stuck in a blender and a snow globe at the same time.
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