hairy woog

My cousin is a hairy woog. He eats pizza at 3 AM and talks to ghosts.

That guy at the bus stop is a hairy woog. He wears socks with sandals and yells at squirrels.

My dog is a hairy woog. He barks at the mailman and steals my chips.

My aunt’s hairy woog is famous. Everyone knows she wears a bra to the grocery store.

That girl’s hairy woog is legendary. She walks around barefoot in the winter.

My mom’s hairy woog is so bad, it scared the neighbor’s cat.