hairy winston

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When you poop in your hand and fling it like a missile onto your head or your lover’s head while you’re getting busy or right after.
I did a hairy winston right before I came inside her and it was so messy she laughed for 10 minutes.
He did a hairy winston on me during a Zoom date and my cat walked out of the room.
I did a hairy winston on my dad and he said I was the worst kid he ever had.
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Flinging a steaming pile of poop from your hand straight onto your lover's head while you're having sex or right after.
She did a hairy winston on me during sex and I almost choked on my own cum.
I did a hairy winston on my girlfriend and she said I was the dirtiest man she ever knew.
He did a hairy winston on me during a group chat date and I got 15 messages from my friends.
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Pooping in your hand and throwing it on your lover’s head or your own head while you’re having sex or right after.
I did a hairy winston on my mom and she said I was the most disgusting kid in the neighborhood.
He did a hairy winston on me during a video call and my boss walked in.
She did a hairy winston on me after we had sex and I cried like a baby.
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Dumping a warm pile of poop from your hand onto your head or your lover’s head during or after a sexual moment.
I did a hairy winston on my girlfriend and she said I was the worst lover ever.
He did a hairy winston on me during a date and I had to leave the restaurant.
She did a hairy winston on me after we had sex and I had to clean my pants.
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When you poop in your hand and slap it on your lover's head or your own head while you're having sex or right after.
I did a hairy winston on my girlfriend and she said I was the most disgusting man she ever met.
He did a hairy winston on me during a date and I had to go to the bathroom twice.
She did a hairy winston on me and my dog started laughing at me.
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Flinging a hot pile of poop from your hand onto your lover's head or your own head during or after sex.
I did a hairy winston on my girlfriend and she said I was the most messy lover ever.
He did a hairy winston on me during a date and my friends saw it on Instagram.
She did a hairy winston on me and my dad texted me and said I was the worst kid he had.
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