hairy walnut

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what your scrotum looks like when it’s so cold it thinks about giving up
My hairy walnut looked like a dead raccoon in a snowstorm.
He had hairy walnuts so bad he started crying.
My hairy walnuts were so bad my mom said I should go live in the freezer.
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a drink so bad it’s like drinking a sweet tart made by a drunk grape
I drank a hairy walnut and it tasted like my cousin’s lunch.
That hairy walnut was the worst thing I ever drank.
I had a hairy walnut and it made me want to puke.
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