Hairy vanbrackle

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That tiny patch of hair right above your butt crack. Like nature gave you a little gift and you’re too lazy to use it.

My hairy vanbrackle is like a tiny bush I never bother to trim.

You have a hairy vanbrackle so big it's like it's got its own ZIP code.

That hairy vanbrackle is the only thing keeping me from being completely bald.

The little bit of hair that sits above your crack. It’s like your back is giving you a middle finger.

My hairy vanbrackle is the only thing I’m proud of.

You’ve got a hairy vanbrackle so big it’s like it's trying to take over your whole back.

That hairy vanbrackle is like a tiny flag of defiance.

The small patch of hair right above your crack. It’s like your back is trying to say something important but no one listens.

My hairy vanbrackle is like a tiny beard on my back.

That hairy vanbrackle is the only thing I’ve ever had that’s remotely cool.

Your hairy vanbrackle is so big it’s like it has its own brain.