Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a woman skips shaving her snatch or her butt crack and the hair takes over like a beast from hell

My ex looked like a raccoon got stuck in her pants

She came out of the shower like a wild animal

Her muff looked like a jungle broke out

2

The horror that happens when a girl stops shaving her crotch or her butt and the hair grows like a monster

She looked like a goat crawled into her pants

Her crack looked like a forest

She came out like a hairy beast from the deep

3

When a woman forgets to shave her pussy or her butt crack and the hair takes over like a war zone

Her snatch looked like a battlefield

She looked like a hairy cave person

Her butt crack had a whole ecosystem

4

When a girl stops shaving her snatch or her butt crack and the hair grows like a beast took over

She looked like a hairy jungle creature

Her crack had a whole forest

Her snatch was like a hairy nightmare

5

When a woman skips shaving her pussy or her butt crack and the hair grows like a wild beast attacked her

Her muff looked like a hairy monster

She came out like a forest grew inside her

Her crack looked like a hairy cave

6

When a girl forgets to shave her snatch or her butt crack and the hair becomes a full-blown invasion

Her snatch looked like a hairy takeover

She came out like a hairy battlefield

Her crack was invaded by hair