Hairy Twiddle

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A nickname for a guy with a big hairy nipple that looks like it's been kicked by a goat
My brother’s Hairy Twiddle is so big, it looks like a squirrel’s nest.
She called him Hairy Twiddle because his nipple looked like a hairy chicken wing.
I saw his Hairy Twiddle in the shower and I almost fainted.
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When your nipple is so hairy, it looks like it’s growing a beard and a mustache
His Hairy Twiddle is so hairy, it looks like he’s been growing hair for 10 years.
I told my friend he had a Hairy Twiddle because his nipple looked like a hairy chin.
She laughed so hard when she saw his Hairy Twiddle, she snorted coffee out her nose.
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A guy who has a nipple so hairy, it could start its own band
His Hairy Twiddle is so loud, it could play a concert.
I told my friend his Hairy Twiddle looked like it could sing rock and roll.
She said his Hairy Twiddle was so hairy, it could be a rockstar.
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