Hairy Turban

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You rip out your pubes and throw them like confetti on someone’s head.
My cousin did this to me at a sleepover and I looked like a fuzzy potato.
He threw my pubes in my boss’s hair and got fired.
She dumped my pubes on my crush and now we’re dating.
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You take your pubic hair and glue it to someone’s head like a weird crown.
My brother glued my pubes to my mom’s head and she screamed like a banshee.
He glued my pubes to my teacher’s head and got suspended.
She glued my pubes to my crush’s head and now he’s obsessed.
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You shave your pubic hair and throw it in someone’s face like it’s a curse.
He threw my pubes in my dad’s face and he ran out of the room.
She threw my pubes in my teacher’s face and got sent to the principal’s office.
He threw my pubes in my crush’s face and now he won’t look at me.
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