Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny, fuzzy hole down there that looks like it was made by a goat and a raccoon having a screaming match.

My cousin's hairy tun looks like a squirrel chewed on it and then had a party.

I saw my neighbor’s hairy tun and it gave me existential dread.

My date said my hairy tun was like a hairy muff but with more drama.

2

A little hole down there that’s got more hair than a dog’s butt after a round of hot dogs.

My hairy tun is so hairy, it looks like it’s got its own hair salon.

I walked into a room and saw a hairy tun, and I immediately left.

My friend’s hairy tun is so hairy, it could start a fire.

3

A small, fuzzy crotch that looks like it was plucked from a forest and then yelled at.

My hairy tun looks like a forest was thrown into a blender and then cursed.

I told my boss I had a hairy tun and he said I was fired.

My girlfriend’s hairy tun is so hairy, it could take over the world.

4

A tiny, hairy hole down there that looks like it was made by a mad scientist and a goat.

My hairy tun looks like a mad scientist did a magic trick with a goat.

I told my crush I had a hairy tun and they ran away screaming.

My hairy tun is so hairy, it has its own Instagram.

5

A little, fuzzy crotch that looks like it was covered in a bunch of angry hair.

My hairy tun is so hairy, it’s like a hairball from hell.

I saw a hairy tun and it looked like it was about to attack me.

My hairy tun is so hairy, it could start a war.

6

A small, hairy hole down there that looks like it was made by a raccoon who got a perm.

My hairy tun is like a raccoon got a perm and then had a party.

I told my mom I had a hairy tun and she said I was a monster.

My hairy tun is so hairy, it could win a beauty pageant.