Hairy truman

My grandma's hairy truman smells like she rolled in a dumpster.

My brother's hairy truman is so big, it looks like a squirrel lives in there.

I called my mom's hairy truman a hairy truman because it looked like a bear's butt.

My dog's a hairy truman because it looks like it went through a brush factory.

My neighbor's dog is a hairy truman and it chases squirrels like it's in a movie.

I gave my dog the name hairy truman because it looks like it belongs in a comic book.