hairy toffee

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A smelly little ball of poop stuck to your butt hairs like a turd-shaped glitter bomb.
My brother’s hairy toffee looked like a failed science experiment.
I found a hairy toffee in my pants after sitting on a dirty bench.
She had a hairy toffee that smelled like old socks and regret.
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A tiny poop nugget that gets stuck in your butt hair like a fart had a baby.
My hairy toffee was so bad, I had to use a spoon to dig it out.
He had a hairy toffee that looked like a turd had a meltdown.
I was so embarrassed by my hairy toffee, I ran out of the bathroom.
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A piece of poop that gets stuck in your butt hair like it's trying to escape.
I had a hairy toffee so big, it looked like it was about to take flight.
She found a hairy toffee in her pants and screamed like a ghost.
My hairy toffee was so bad, my dog ran away.
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