Hairy toes

My cousin’s toes look like a spider made a nest in her feet. Hot like fire.

That girl’s hairy toes are so good, I’d marry her if she had a toe nail polish collection.

If hairy toes were a food, I’d eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I’ll lick your toes with cheese balls if you give me a hundred dollars.

If you don’t lick my toes with cheese balls, I’ll tell your mom your secret.

I’d rather eat a whole pizza than lick your toes with cheese balls.

That girl’s toes are so ugly, I thought my dog was eating a sock.

I saw her hairy toes and I almost cried like a baby.

If I had to walk on those toes, I’d scream and throw a tantrum.