Hairy Thomas

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A nickname for a big, fuzzy willy. Probably from a place where people talk like they're drunk.

My buddy’s dad is Hairy Thomas. He’s got a beard down there and a personality to match.

I told my crush he looked like Hairy Thomas. He said I was being rude.

My uncle’s nickname is Hairy Thomas. He’s never been shy about showing it.

A guy with a lot of hair on his pecker. Maybe he’s British or just a bit crazy.

My cousin’s nickname is Hairy Thomas. He’s got hair on his toes too.

I called my teacher Hairy Thomas. He gave me detention and a pop quiz.

My brother’s got a full-blown beard down there. People call him Hairy Thomas.

A guy with a hairy penis. Sounds like a bad horror movie character.

My friend’s got a hairy penis. People call him Hairy Thomas. He doesn’t care.

I asked my mom why my dad was called Hairy Thomas. She said it was a compliment.

My neighbor’s got a full beard on his willy. He’s known as Hairy Thomas around the block.