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You sneak into your girlfriend's room while she's snoring. You shave her pubes, blow your load on her head, and let the hair stick like a bad wig. She wakes up screaming and looks like a crazy hairy terry.
I woke up to a bald patch and a creampie on my head. My girlfriend said it was a 'hairy terry surprise.'
My ex had a beard on her head from my cum and her pubes. It was the worst hairy terry ever.
My girlfriend looked like a monster after I did a hairy terry on her. She called me a freak.