hairy tate

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A dumb boat guy who thinks he’s tough because he floats around near Baja. He’s not smart, but he’s smart enough to make pirates laugh and women show off their shiny teeth.
“Hairy Tate? He’s the guy who tried to sail through a storm and forgot to tie his anchor. Now he’s just a legend with a bad tan.”
“I saw Hairy Tate trying to flirt with a mermaid. She just threw a fish at him.”
“He’s the reason the pirate crew has a new nickname: ‘The Hairy Tate Experience.’”
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A lousy sailor who thinks he’s a king of the sea. He’s not smart, but he’s got enough charm to make pirates roll on the floor and women laugh until they cry.
“Hairy Tate tried to talk to a whale. The whale just swam away and left him in the middle of the ocean.”
“He tried to kiss a sea witch. She turned him into a crab. For a while.”
“He’s the reason the pirate map has a ‘WTF’ written on it.”
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A stupid boat guy who thinks he’s a rockstar of the ocean. He’s not that smart, but he’s got the ladies drooling and pirates cackling like hyenas.
“Hairy Tate tried to sing to the waves. The waves just laughed and made him fall off his boat.”
“He tried to impress a sea monster. The monster just gave him a thumbs up and ate his anchor.”
“He’s the reason the pirate crew has a new motto: ‘Don’t be a Hairy Tate.’”
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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