hairy taco

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a bushy, untrimmed snatch that looks like it hasn’t been touched since the dawn of time
My aunt’s hairy taco was so bad, I had to take a shower after seeing it.
He said she had a hairy taco, and I believed him because I saw it.
She posted a photo of her hairy taco and got 100 likes from guys who still wear diapers.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the whole works down there; the full package of woman parts
She said she had a hairy taco, and I knew it was true because she had the full package.
He called her a hairy taco and then asked for her number.
My friend’s girlfriend has a hairy taco, and he’s been eyeing her since third grade.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the flappy outer parts covered in hair, like a donkey’s butt
Her hairy taco looked like a donkey’s butt and smelled like a landfill.
He told her she had the flappiest hairy taco he had ever seen.
She showed off her hairy taco, and he asked if it was a new look.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when a guy poops on his girl’s tits and then uses pubes to simulate sex on them
He told me he had a hairy taco with his girlfriend, and I asked if he meant she had the whole package.
He said he had a hairy taco with his ex, and I believed him because he still smells like a toilet.
He posted a photo of his hairy taco and got 50 likes from guys who still wear socks to bed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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when you grab ass hair and shape it like a taco
He took a bunch of ass hair and made a taco out of it, and it looked like a bad hair day.
She said he made a hairy taco out of her hair and then ate it.
He took some ass hair, made it into a taco, and called it a meal.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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