Hairy Swirl

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When a girl’s butt has a bush, you take the hair and wrap it around your pecker, stick it with duct tape, and yank it off like a stupid beard.

I saw her in the bathroom and knew I had to do the Hairy Swirl.

She laughed when I ripped it off and said it was the best thing she’d ever felt.

I did the Hairy Swirl in the middle of the mall and got kicked out.

A girl with a hairy butt is like a gift, you take the hair, wrap it around your junk, and tear it off like it’s a stupid present.

I did the Hairy Swirl on my crush and she got a huge laugh out of it.

He did it in the middle of class and the teacher gave him detention.

She did it to me in the park and I cried like a baby.

When a girl’s butt is full of hair, you wrap it around your meat, stick it with tape, and rip it off like it’s a stupid beard.

I did the Hairy Swirl during a movie and the whole theater laughed at me.

He did it to his sister and she swore at him for weeks.

I did it in the subway and got a standing ovation.