Hairy Surprise

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When a person shaves their junk and then mails the hair to someone else like it's a fancy gift, but it's just gross and weird.
My cousin sent my mom a birthday card with a little envelope of hair in it. She cried and threw it out.
He sent his ex a love letter with his trimmed hair in it. She replied with a picture of her cat wearing a hat made of his hair.
My brother mailed his teacher a letter with a bunch of hair in it. She failed him for being gross.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy shaves just enough to look cool before blowjobs but leaves the rest, then dumps his jizz on her face and makes her suck him again, leaving her with a beard.
He shaved a little and then came on her face like a messy kid. She had to eat his junk and ended up with a beard.
He barely trimmed his hair and then jizzed on her lips. She had to suck him again and got a facial hair disaster.
He trimmed just enough to look cute, jizzed all over her mouth, and then she had to eat him and got a mustache.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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