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Shaving your nuts with body wash like it’s a sacred ritual

I tried hairy suds and now my balls are smooth like a baby’s butt

Shaving my junk with body wash at 3 a. m. is my version of meditation

I’m doing hairy suds because my nuts are too stubbly for my dignity

When you scrub your crotch with shampoo like you’re trying to clean a crime scene

Hairy suds is my way of saying ‘I survived the 90s’

I did hairy suds and now my junk smells like a hotel bar

I used body wash on my nuts and my roommate asked what happened to my balls

The madness of shaving your junk with body soap like it’s a war zone

Hairy suds is when I fight my balls with a razor and body wash

I did hairy suds and now my nuts look like they were attacked by a beard

I used body shampoo on my junk and my balls are now part of a grooming revolution