hairy stu

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A Fifer who looks like a goat got busy with a meatball.
My cousin is a hairy stu. He once scared a chicken.
At the gym, the hairy stu flexed so hard, the weights cried.
I saw the hairy stu at the beach. He had a towel, but no shame.
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A Fifer with a wiener so big, it should be its own country.
The hairy stu walked into a bar. The bar got a new sign: 'No Wiener.'
My friend’s dad is a hairy stu. He once tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
The hairy stu tried to fit into a phone booth. It called 911.
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A Fifer who makes a meatball look like a sad potato.
The hairy stu showed up to a dog show. The dogs ran away.
My teacher called me a hairy stu. I got detention and a new nickname.
The hairy stu tried to fit into a suit. The suit screamed and ran.
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