hairy starfish

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A woman’s butt hole that’s too lazy to remove the hair.
My cousin’s hairy starfish is like a jungle.
I told her she looked like a hairy starfish at the party.
Why does she still have a hairy starfish? She’s got a razor.
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A woman’s backside hole that’s covered in hair like a wild animal.
Her hairy starfish was the talk of the bathroom.
He said her hairy starfish looked like a cat’s ass.
I can’t stop laughing at her hairy starfish.
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A woman’s ass crack that’s got more hair than a goat.
I saw her hairy starfish in the mirror and nearly fainted.
He called her a hairy starfish and she flipped him.
Her hairy starfish is so bad, it’s legendary.
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A woman’s donkey hole that’s got a full beard.
Her hairy starfish is so hairy, it’s got a beard.
He said her hairy starfish looked like a man’s face.
I bet her hairy starfish could grow a mustache.
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A woman’s backside hole that’s got more hair than a raccoon.
She’s got a hairy starfish like a raccoon’s tail.
He called her a hairy starfish and she kicked him.
Her hairy starfish is so hairy, it’s got a tail.
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A woman’s butt hole that’s got a full forest growing out of it.
Her hairy starfish is so hairy, it’s got a forest.
He said her hairy starfish looked like a fairy tale.
She’s got a hairy starfish that’s got a tree.
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