Hairy Spivak

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A hair that grows out of your butt crack and turns into a screaming, pus-filled monster. It looks like a tiny vagina that’s mad at you.

My hairy spivak looked like it was about to cry.

I tried to pop it, and it just got angrier.

It came out of nowhere and ruined my day.

A butt hair that’s so angry it got a pimple and now it’s like a tiny, screaming hole in your butt.

I had to take a picture of it because it was so gross.

It popped and I felt it in my soul.

It looked like it was going to eat me.

A hair that grows out of your butt and turns into a fleshy, pimpled mess that looks like a tiny butt.

I told my friend it was a new kind of monster.

I tried to squeeze it and it just got bigger.

It looked like it had a face and was judging me.