hairy soup bowl

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When you drop a bunch of pubes into a soup and chug it like it's the last drink before you die

I drank my soup and it felt like I swallowed a dead raccoon

My coworker turned his soup into a hairball soup and I couldn't unsee it

I tried to be cool and ended up with a hairy soup bowl and a broken nose

When you throw pubes into a bowl of soup and then slurp it like it's a smoothie

That soup was so hairy I thought it was a witch's brew

My soup had more hair than my dog

I drank it and now my tongue is stuck to the bowl

When you dump a handful of pubes in soup and drink it like it's a punishment

I drank that soup and now I can't stop licking my bowl

That soup looked like it came from a hairy monster

I had to drink it and now I feel like I swallowed a whole bunch of pubes