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When a woman’s snatch is so hairy and tight it feels like your dick is being squeezed by a wool sock that’s also got a mouth and it’s laughing at you
My girl’s hairy sock hit me like a brick wrapped in a beard.
I thought I was getting a massage, but it was just a hairy sock giving me a middle finger.
That woman’s hairy sock was so strong, I thought my penis was going to join the military.