Hairy sloppy salad

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A hairy sloppy salad is when a guy wants his girlfriend or partner to chow down on his butt like it’s a messy bowl of greens and he’s spitting everywhere like a drunk squirrel
My man asked me to eat his butt like it was a salad and he kept spitting like he had a mouth full of glitter
She said yes to the hairy sloppy salad, but only after I promised her a snack afterwards
He tried to make me eat his butt like a salad and it looked like he’d been chewing dirt and glitter for hours
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy sloppy salad is when a guy thinks his butt is the best meal ever and makes his girlfriend or partner eat it like it’s a giant salad and he’s coughing up chunks of hair and gunk
He asked me to eat his butt like a salad and it was like eating a soggy sandwich made of hair and snot
She said yes to the hairy sloppy salad, but only if he stopped coughing up chunks of hair
My guy tried to make me eat his butt like a salad and it looked like he’d been living in a trash can for weeks
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy sloppy salad is when a guy wants his girlfriend or partner to dig into his butt like it’s a messy salad and he’s spitting and coughing like he’s got a sore throat and a hairball
He asked me to eat his butt like a salad and it looked like he’d been eating dirt and glue
She said yes to the hairy sloppy salad but only if he stopped spitting like a parrot with a mouthful of confetti
He tried to make me eat his butt like a salad and it looked like he’d been chewing a sock full of glitter and snot
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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