Hairy Skinny Jeans

My jeans are so short my pubes are out there like they're at a party.

These jeans are so short I look like I just got out of a jail cell.

My crotch hair is showing and I'm proud of it.

These jeans are so short my junk is famous.

My pants are so short I could start a band with my crotch hair.

I wear these jeans and my junk is screaming for attention.

These jeans are so tight my butt is burning.

My butt is on fire and I'm wearing it like a badge of honor.

These jeans are so short my butt is getting a standing ovation.