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a mess so bad it makes your grandma cry and your dog run away
My mom tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.
I got stuck in a toilet that was clogged with spaghetti.
My dog ate my homework and then my sister's cat.
hairy situation
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a problem so big it feels like it was created by the devil and your ex
My laptop exploded and I lost all my photos of my ex.
I tried to fix my car and now it won't start and smells like burnt hair.
I accidentally texted my boss my crush's phone number.
3
a situation that makes you wish you were a vegetable in a blender
I tried to do my taxes and now I have a headache and a debt.
My dog ran into the street and got hit by a bus.
I got locked out of my house and my keys were in my pants.
4
a mess so bad it makes your brain shut down and your mom throw a fit
I spilled coffee on my shirt and my pants and my mom's favorite dish.
My brother took my phone and now he has my password and my crush's number.
I tried to do my hair and now it looks like a raccoon attacked me.
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a situation so bad it makes you want to scream, cry, and throw your shoes at your brother
I got grounded for a month because I didn't do my homework.
My mom tried to make pizza and now the house smells like burnt cheese.
I lost my phone and now my crush won't text me back.