1 A tiny cock covered in hair like a beast Expand My cousin's hairy shotgun got me laughing for daysHe tried to flex but it looked like a fuzzy squirrelI called his hairy shotgun a walking bush + Examples
2 A small weenie with a full beard on it Expand That hairy shotgun looked like a hairball with a tiny brainHe showed it off like it was a trophyI told him his hairy shotgun was like a muffin with hair + Examples
3 A small pecker that looks like it grew out of a forest Expand His hairy shotgun made me think he was a treeShe said it looked like a hedgehog with a tiny cockHe tried to hide it but it was like a bush on a stick + Examples