Hairy Shoes

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A nickname for my best friend Sarah Hughes. She’s so stupid sometimes, it’s like she’s got hairy shoes on her face.

Sarah Hughes is hairy shoes. She fell off a cliff and still managed to be dumb.

Hairy Shoes is my friend. She eats my leftovers and calls it a compliment.

Sarah Hughes is Hairy Shoes. She thinks getting kicked out of a bar is a badge of honor.

My friend Sarah Hughes. She’s so dumb, they gave her the nickname Hairy Shoes. It’s a curse.

Hairy Shoes is Sarah Hughes. She got kicked out of a club for arguing with a table.

Sarah Hughes is Hairy Shoes. She eats my lunch and says it’s a business deal.

Hairy Shoes is my friend. She told a joke that no one got and called it a masterpiece.

Sarah Hughes. She’s so stupid, people call her Hairy Shoes. It’s the worst thing ever.

Hairy Shoes is Sarah Hughes. She tried to flirt with a wall and failed.

Sarah Hughes is Hairy Shoes. She thinks being yelled at is a form of praise.

Hairy Shoes is my friend. She got a tattoo of a chicken and called it art.