hairy shit gash

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A smelly hole made from a person’s butt and their pecker. It stinks so bad it could make a dog cry. Sometimes it’s got hair inside, like a jungle.
My aunt got one and it smells like old socks and feet.
He tried to kiss her and ran away screaming.
The doctor said it needs a daily stretch or it’ll shut forever.
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A stinky made-up vagina that smells like rotten cheese. It’s full of hair and it’s from a butt. You gotta keep it open or it’ll shut like a trap.
She told me she’d rather die than let her brother see it.
He peed on it and it didn’t even flinch.
It needs a stretch every day or it’ll close for good.
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A smelly, hairy hole made from a butt and a cock. It’s gross and needs a daily stretch. If you don’t do it, it’ll turn into a stinky meat locker.
She said her doctor told her it smells like a dead raccoon.
He tried to touch it and ran out screaming.
It’s so bad it makes the dog throw up.
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