hairy shit

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A guy with a hairdo so bad it looks like a turd got up and styled it. Also a total piece of garbage.

My uncle’s hair is so bad it’s like he got hit by a mop and a dump truck.

That guy’s hair looks like a raccoon threw up on a dookie.

If hair was a crime, he’d be in jail for life.

A gross pile of poop that looks like someone’s butt grew hair and decided to take a dump.

That toilet looked like a hairball vomited out of a sewer.

The mess in the bathroom had more hair than a goat’s butt.

That dump looked like a beard made of dookie.

A smelly surgery done on a trans woman’s junk. It’s made from poop guts and looks like a hairy dookie factory.

That surgery looks like a hairball exploded in a sewer.

She had a hairy dookie factory down there and it stank like a rotten dump.

Her junk looked like a turd had a colon and a mustache.