Hairy Shaft

My cousin is a hairy shaft. He looks like a Christmas tree down there.

I asked him if he had a beard on his penis. He said, 'Bro, I got a forest.'

He walked into the bathroom and the whole room got quiet. He's a hairy shaft.

He’s a hairy shaft. I once saw him walk into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve hairy men here.'

He told me he had a full-blown jungle down there. I said, 'You’re a hairy shaft.'

He got kicked out of the gym because he had a hairy shaft and the weights were jealous.

He’s a hairy shaft. I once saw him try to shave and the razor broke. He said, 'This is war.'

He told me he had a hairy shaft and a beard. I said, 'You’re the full package.'

He walked into the room, and the whole class laughed. He’s a hairy shaft.

He’s a hairy shaft. He once told me he had so much hair, he had to get a license for it.

I asked him if he had a beard on his shaft. He said, 'Bro, I got a whole forest.'

He walked into the room and people screamed. He’s a hairy shaft.

He’s a hairy shaft. He told me he had a goat living in his junk. I said, 'You’re a hairy shaft.'

He walked into the bathroom and the whole room got quiet. He’s a hairy shaft.

He once told me he had to get a pet goat for his hairy shaft. I said, 'You’re crazy.'

He’s a hairy shaft. I once saw him try to shave and the razor broke. He said, 'This is a war between me and my goats.'

He told me he had a hairy shaft and a whole herd of goats. I said, 'You’re a beast.'

He walked into the room and everyone ran out. He’s a hairy shaft.