hairy sea lemon

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A hairy sea lemon is a total loser who can’t even handle the basics of life. It’s like that monster from Legends of Dragoona, ugly, useless, and easy to beat.
My cousin is a hairy sea lemon. He failed his math test and still blames the calculator.
That guy at the gym is a hairy sea lemon. He tried to do a push-up and fell over.
My dog’s owner is a hairy sea lemon. He left the dog in the park and went to get ice cream.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairy sea lemon is someone who’s so bad at life, even the sea lemon monster feels sorry for them. They're the reason you failed your math class.
My teacher called me a hairy sea lemon because I drew a mustache on the math test.
My brother is a hairy sea lemon. He tried to cook and burned the toast and the cat.
My neighbor is a hairy sea lemon. He tried to mow the lawn and got stuck in the bushes.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairy sea lemon is a human-shaped monster that can’t do anything right. It’s the kind of person who makes you want to quit life.
My mom is a hairy sea lemon. She tried to make pizza and used ketchup instead of sauce.
My friend is a hairy sea lemon. He tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat on a blender.
My boss is a hairy sea lemon. He yelled at the printer for not working.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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