hairy savage

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A bald-faced lunatic who acts like a monkey on meth. No filter. No brain. Just chaos and screaming.
He ran into traffic like it was a dance-off.
He threw his pizza at a cop and laughed like it was the best joke ever.
He tried to talk to a dog and it looked at him like he was insane.
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A human who thinks he’s a beast. No rules. No respect. Just yelling and nonsense.
He tried to wrestle a bear in the park and lost.
He yelled at the sky and it started raining.
He refused to wear pants and walked into a restaurant like it was a war zone.
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A walking disaster who thinks he’s a superhero. No control. No sense. Just mess and madness.
He jumped on a table and started doing push-ups in the middle of a movie theater.
He tried to fix a broken chair and ended up breaking the whole floor.
He ran around the block screaming like he was being chased by ghosts.
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