Hairy Sausage

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when you describe your Yorkie like a hairy sausage and people think you have a Yorkie and a hairy sausage like you're some kind of dog zoo.

I said my dog looked like a hairy sausage and now people think I have two dogs. What’s wrong with you?!

My Yorkie is a hairy sausage. You don’t need to imagine a second dog, you idiot.

I said my dog was a hairy sausage and now people are asking if it’s a sausage and a Yorkie. Are you blind?

when you call your Yorkie a hairy sausage and people think you’ve got a Yorkie and a hairy sausage, like you’re some kind of dog connoisseur.

I said my Yorkie was a hairy sausage and now people think I own a dog and a sausage. Are you high?!

Calling my dog a hairy sausage was just a compliment, not an introduction to a sausage.

You said my Yorkie is a hairy sausage and now people think I’ve got a second dog. I haven’t even had breakfast yet.

when you say your Yorkie looks like a hairy sausage and people think you’ve got a Yorkie and a hairy sausage, like you’re some kind of dog nightmare.

I said my Yorkie is a hairy sausage and people are asking if it’s a Yorkie and a sausage. Are you a dog nightmare?!

My dog is a hairy sausage, not a combo of two dogs. You’re making it worse.

You called my Yorkie a hairy sausage and now people think I’ve got two dogs. I only have one, and it’s not a sausage.