hairy sandy

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When you deep throat a woman and end up with a bunch of pubes in your mouth like a feral raccoon

I tried to eat her out and now my mouth tastes like a hairy squirrel’s nest

He got so hairy sandy he had to brush his teeth with a toothpick

I ate her out and now my tongue feels like it's covered in a hairball

A guy who acts like he’s got a big pussy and a face full of attitude

He’s such a hairy sandy he’d rather cry than fight

He’s like a hairy sandy with a personality disorder

He’s the kind of guy who calls you a fag and then cries when he loses

A giant beach vagina that's so hairy it needs a lawn mower

That hairy sandy looked like a beach that got hit by a goat

She’s so hairy sandy you could grow a beard from the pubes

That vagina was so hairy it had its own trimmer