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A saggy, flabby old woman’s bush, all puffy and full of hair, like a greasy meatball sub that’s been sitting in a dumpster for three days
My aunt’s hairy sandwich looks like it was dipped in motor oil and left in the sun.
That hairy sandwich is so bad, it makes my grandma’s pizza look fancy.
I saw my uncle’s hairy sandwich and immediately threw up in the trash can.