Hairy Sand Dollars

My ex’s hairy sand dollars looked like a raccoon had a party on her boobs.

I saw my mom’s hairy sand dollars and almost threw up.

My gym buddy’s hairy sand dollars made me question my life choices.

My sister’s hairy sand dollars look like she got hit by a hedgehog.

I got distracted by my girlfriend’s hairy sand dollars during a Zoom meeting.

That guy’s hairy sand dollars are so bad, I think he’s trying to be a goat.

My neighbor’s hairy sand dollars look like a prison riot happened on her chest.

I almost fainted when I saw my aunt’s hairy sand dollars.

My date ran away when I showed him my hairy sand dollars.