Hairy Sanchez

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When a lady with a bush on her crotch sits on your face and turns your face into a hairy mess like a raccoon with a beard
My face looked like a hairy pizza after she sat on me.
I got so hairy I looked like a goat that ate a beard.
She turned my face into a hairy monster and I couldn’t breathe.
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Using pubes from my junk to wipe my girlfriend’s jizzed-up lip and making it look like a hairy sidewalk
I used my pubes to clean her face and it looked like a sidewalk after a storm.
Her lip was so hairy I thought she had a beard from the moon.
I wiped her face with my pubes and it looked like a hairy mess from a raccoon.
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