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when you take a chick with a bush so hairy it looks like a raccoon bit her, and your dick feels like it got burned by a hair dryer

I tried to do that to my cousin and now my cock looks like it got electrocuted

That girl had a bush so thick I thought she was wearing a sweater

I had to use a comb after that and I still had hair in my jock strap

when you fuck a girl who has more hair on her legs than a goat, and your balls feel like they got shorn

I tried to fuck my neighbor and now my balls are full of leg hair

That girl had so much hair I thought she was wearing a skirt

I had to shave my balls after that and it still didn’t help

when you have sex with a girl who’s so hairy you think she’s a monster, and your cock feels like it’s been dragged through a hedge

That girl had a bush so thick I thought she was a forest

I had to use a pair of scissors after that and still had hair in my mouth

I thought I was getting a tattoo, not a haircut