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A Hairy Sackett is the worst thing you can say in a conversation. It makes people quit talking and go cry in a corner. Especially if they were talking about Ronnie James Dio, who died too soon and now hates you.
My mom said 'Hairy Sackett' and my dad left the room and didn't come back for three days.
My friend texted me 'Hairy Sackett' and I threw my phone out the window.
During a Zoom call about Dio, my boss said 'Hairy Sackett' and we all just sat there like idiots.