Hairy Roll

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A giant bush on the outside that looks like a raccoon got into your pants and had a party.
My aunt’s Hairy Roll could start a forest fire.
He looked like he had a hairy roll and a donut for breakfast.
She had a hairy roll so big, it had its own zip code.
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A smelly, unshaven, and probably infected area that makes you question your life choices.
Her hairy roll smelled like old socks and regret.
He had a hairy roll that looked like it had a life of its own.
That hairy roll was so bad, it should’ve been exiled.
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When you take off your smelly, hairy underwear while having sex like a savage and try to feed it to your partner like it’s a snack.
He took off his hairy underwear and tried to give it to her like it was a gift.
She had a hairy roll so bad, it made the dog run away.
He was doing the hairy roll and it looked like he was trying to impress a monster.
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