Hairy road

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A path of hair from your junk to your tummy button, usually skinny and annoying.

My hairy road looks like a subway line from my nuts to my belly.

I shave my road every morning like it’s a job interview.

My hairy road is so thick, it could be a highway for ants.

A strip of hair connecting your junk to your gut, usually thin and smelly.

My hairy road reeks like a gym sock in a sock drawer.

I can’t walk in shorts without my hairy road showing.

My hairy road is so bad, my dog won’t sit near me.

A trail of hair from your junk to your tummy, usually narrow and gross.

My hairy road is like a dirt path that never gets cleaned.

I’ve been known to trim my road with a pair of scissors.

My hairy road is so bad, my ex left me for a guy with no road.