Hairy Rhinoceros

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A messy version of a date where a guy sticks his nose up a girl's pants while she's licking him.

My cousin went to the mall and came back with a stomachache and a $20 bill.

He said it was the most 'uncomfortable' thing he ever did.

His girlfriend laughed so hard she peed her pants.

When a guy uses his nose like a tongue and sticks it up a girl’s snatch while he licks.

She texted him, 'You looked like a confused dog.'

He said he felt like he was being eaten by a frog.

His friend called him 'the rhino from hell.'

A stupid way to show off where a guy sticks his nose up a girl’s privates while he licks.

He said it felt like being licked by a raccoon.

She called him a ‘nose-having man.’

He cried after it was over.