Hairy Red Lobster

My cousin did the hairy red lobster when he saw his ex at the pool.

He did the hairy red lobster mid-splash and got laughed at for the rest of the day.

At the lake party, the hairy red lobster happened when he slipped on a wet towel.

He did the hairy red lobster and turned the whole pool into a splash zone.

At the diving board, he did the hairy red lobster and scared the lifeguard.

My friend did the hairy red lobster and got a face full of water.

He did the hairy red lobster and everyone saw his junk.

At the pool party, he went full hairy red lobster and no one was ready.

He did the hairy red lobster and got a standing ovation from the kids.