hairy rectum

My cousin’s hairy rectum is like a goat ate his butt.

I saw my dog’s hairy rectum and it looked like a hairy donkey.

My uncle’s hairy rectum is so bad, it's like he was born in a hairball.

My neighbor’s hairy rectum is so hairy, I think it could take a bath.

My brother’s hairy rectum looks like a cat’s butt.

My hairy rectum is so full of hair, it could start a fire.

My hairy rectum is so hairy, the hairdresser ran away screaming.

My dad’s hairy rectum could make a hairdresser cry.

My hairy rectum is so bad, it’s like a hedgehog sat on my butt.