Hairy Raisin

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The bag that hangs down with no nuts inside it, either lost or hiding from the world.

My uncle's hairy raisin looks like a sad sock that forgot to wear a sock mate.

She called my dad’s hairy raisin a 'deflated balloon.'

He said my hairy raisin was 'the reason why I don’t wear shorts.'

The empty sack that hangs low, like it’s waiting for something to come in and get crushed.

My brother's hairy raisin looks like a fried egg that got kicked by a donkey.

She said my hairy raisin was 'the reason why I don’t go to the beach.'

He texted me, 'Your hairy raisin is making me feel old.'

The useless bag that hangs down, like it's been abandoned by the testicles.

My hairy raisin is so sad, it looks like a sock that got left behind on a trip.

She called mine a 'failed experiment.'

He said my hairy raisin was 'the reason why I don't play football.'